In the United States, there are sports towns. For instance, Detroit is known as Hockey town, New York and Boston are big baseball and football towns, and Los Angeles is a big basketball town. Imagine an insane sports town, but instead of a town, it is the whole country. Australia is that country. This is the country that decided one of its favorite games will take five days to play. For some reason, they love cricket. The games take so long, however, that they got sick and tired of waiting in long lines for beer. Enter the beer wench. They pay scantly-clad gals AUS$65/hour to fetch beer. These guys love their cricket.

A poem on beer. It should bring a tear to everybody's eyes.