I added five (three sir!) three links to this blog. I shall now list all five (three sir!) three links on this post and we shall watch and pray.
Pastor Joel A. Brondos' Collarbones
The Door (Warning: Dangerous satire ahead. May be fatal to your funny bone.) A magazine that presented Pat Robertson with its first Lifetime Looser (TM) Award. Congratulations to Mr. Robertson! (I had to edit this post because my grammar sucks)