The Evil questionnaire (blame Josh)

1. If you were eat a baby, how would you cook it? Medium rare. I don't want to catch something.

2. If you were to exterminate any ethnic group or nationality, what would it be? The French: the world would be better off with a few less Frenchman.

3. What is the best way to punish a disobedient spouse? Set her hair aflame.

4. After conquering your enemies, do you put their women and children to the sword first or burn their crops and salt the earth first? Burn the crops, salt the earth, kill the men, rape the women, enslave the children.

5. Favorite torture device/method: The Rack

6. Most evil person I admire: Stalin: Killed more people and ruled longer than Hitler.

7. Most evil thing I've laughed at: Racist jokes

8. Most evil thing I've tried to logically justify: Watching the Faces of Death Movies

9. Favorite dictator responsible for the deaths of > 1 million people: Pol Pot: wiped out nearly a quarter of Cambodia's population.

10. Which secret police would you most like to join: The KGB, Gestapo, Stasi, Cong Ang, or Santebal? Cong Ang: Killed many people without discretion.

11. A Jew, an African-American, an Irishman, a kindergartener, an Untouchable, and a battered woman are stuck with you on a desert island. Who do you eat first? The Irishman for the same reasons Josh gives.

12. If you were selling narcotics on an elementary school playground, would you sell cocaine or meth? Cocaine. If I got caught selling it, I could claim it's Anthrax.

13. Which is a more satisfying sound: the crunch of a puppy's skull under your wheels, or his yelps as he bursts into flames? Crushing the skull..

I'm a sick bastard.