Friday, June 19, 2015

It is coming...

I am finally writing up my critique of the WELS.  I went into it with the idea of doing a serious critique with as little snark and sarcasm as possible.  I am failing miserably at it.  I'm finding that no matter how hard I try, I cannot help but be the snarky, sarcastic, curmudgeonly bastard that this blog was know for so long ago.  So, if anyone occasionally checks the blog to see what is new (yeah right), check in again soon.

Friday, April 03, 2015

How to handle a layoff in three easy steps..

1. After getting the news and gathering your things, go to the liquor store.  Buy as much alcohol as you think you can afford.  This is all the alcohol you get until you find a new job unless you can convince your buddies to buy you more.

2. Once at home, get onto LinkedIn and start looking for a new job.  Begin drinking throughout this process.  Pray that a recruiter will call you with a lead.  Contact everyone you can think of to see if they have any leads.

3. At 5pm, get off the computer and pull up Netflix. Start binge watching you favorite show.  Continue drinking if you wish or sober up if you need to be somewhere.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

What in the world happened...

Looking at my dashboard, I realized I have not posted anything in almost three years. I've gone from two kids to three, moved multiple times, and changed synods again.  The WELS and I are not a compatible.  Why their cemetery profs decided that the NIV 2011 was just fine and dandy, I realized that staying there was a bad idea.  I can't have my kids getting exposed to that lousy translation.

Anyway, I cannot guarantee I'm going to post anything over the next three years.  Then again, I might.