You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is painted with primer.
You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is "the dadgum skeeters."
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force to cheat at fishing or bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to light the barbecue grill.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
If you've ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle!"