Once again, I found one of my favorite websites of all time. I forgot about it until I stumbled upon it when I was piddling around on Bored.com. It is called The Dialectizer. You take any website you feel like (it didn't work on this blog, for some reason), out it through the dialectizer, and you get a new version of whatever website you are looking at. Are you sick of Deathstar spouting? Dialectize it! Sick of Jesus Last's tired takes on Benke and why it's good for him to get off? Dialectize it! Do you hate the Faiders as much as I do? Dialectize that website as well. This ought to be in the bookmark of any intelligent person who needs the occasional laugh, even at sites they might love.