Would anyone like to take a gander at which of these three things I would rather do? I'm glad you asked!
1) Go to watch Alien verses Predator again?
2) be tied up to the back of a bus by my legs sucking on the tailpipe while being dragged through a desert full of cacti?
3) be stuck in a phonebooth with a full-grown alligator?
What's number two again?