I promised a post on music I hate and I shall deliver right now.

I hate Coldplay. I find them to, quite possibly, be more annoying than Kenny G and that's saying a lot for me. I hate Coldplay because everyone thinks they are some sort of freaking geniuses when, in reality, they are a bunch of sniffling twits who couldn't write a song if Bach gave them lessons. Everybody thinks they are sooo great because of the keyboard-driven melodies and the "deep" lyrics. I could make better music with a can of beans and a six-pack of Schlitz.