Taj Mahal Badalandabad used to want to, umm, let's not say. Now he wants to blow up the USA. Van Wilder should have taught Taj Mahal Badalandabad the finer points of, ummm.
One dead middleman.
Hello Lt. Brashir. Assad was the doctor on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It took me 3 hours to recoginize him, but I did.
A Palmer is asking Jack to run things. What's new?
Don't call the police. Ooooops. She called the police.
Nukes. Oh boy. Another possible nuke.
Kill your buddy.
Bye Bye Taj Mahal Badalandabad.
Holy Moly Batman! Jack killed Curtis.
Holy S#!^!!!! They detonated it!!!!
There's four more nukes!
It sucks that Curtis is gone. Bacardi and Cola is no more.