My readership has now dropped to zero since I turned this blog into a 24 blog. I am proud. That means no one is reading the meaningless drivel I once produced and are also not reading the meaningless drivel. I hope to rebuild my readership soon, but I have to kill my blogroll first. The shame.

Taj Mahal Badalandabad used to want to, umm, let's not say. Now he wants to blow up the USA. Van Wilder should have taught Taj Mahal Badalandabad the finer points of, ummm.

One dead middleman.

Hello Lt. Brashir. Assad was the doctor on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It took me 3 hours to recoginize him, but I did.

A Palmer is asking Jack to run things. What's new?

Don't call the police. Ooooops. She called the police.

Nukes. Oh boy. Another possible nuke.

Kill your buddy.

Bye Bye Taj Mahal Badalandabad.

Holy Moly Batman! Jack killed Curtis.

Holy S#!^!!!! They detonated it!!!!

There's four more nukes!


It sucks that Curtis is gone. Bacardi and Cola is no more.

Kumjar is a terrorist!

Bauer is going to save a terrorist who turned on the terrorists.

Perimiter. The one thing that never works.

Crazed Musilim Terrorists.

CTU figured out Jack was there.

Castration: The way to find all your files.

Street Justice.

Make friends (and enemies) using guns.

Imagine, Jack was right.

Back tomorrow.

Jack Bauer just ripped the windpipe out of someone with his mouth. This season's 24 is going to be amazing. Explosions, shootings, and Jack Bauer going after a very bad man with a manpurse.